●BREAKING: Federal Reserve Considers Adding $S&P500 To Strategic Reserve●Goldman Sachs Analyst: 'We Were Wrong About Everything, Long $S&P500'●Powell Refuses To Comment On $S&P500 Position At Press Conference●Liquidity Providers Report 'Suspicious Smell' From Pool●BlackRock Files S-1 For Shit And Piss 500 ETF●On-Chain Sleuth: 'Top Holder Wallet Linked To Satoshi… Probably'●BREAKING: Federal Reserve Considers Adding $S&P500 To Strategic Reserve●Goldman Sachs Analyst: 'We Were Wrong About Everything, Long $S&P500'●Powell Refuses To Comment On $S&P500 Position At Press Conference●Liquidity Providers Report 'Suspicious Smell' From Pool●BlackRock Files S-1 For Shit And Piss 500 ETF●On-Chain Sleuth: 'Top Holder Wallet Linked To Satoshi… Probably'